Every now and then I have a brilliant, totally inspired idea that blows away all my peers - but those moments seem to be coming less and less!
Lately I like to do a lot of pharmaceutical grade heroin, because it helps me with my depression and with getting through the day!
I sleep a lot! Partly because of the drowsiness effects of the second item, and partly because of the aforementioned depression - cuz I mean seriously, like, what's the point!
When I'm not busy getting high or sleeping, I'm addicted to watching funny YouTube videos on my phone, while fantasizing about a life where I got to move to New York or LA and start a career incomedy instead of getting stuck in this town forever because of my criminal record! And now I almost have my pardon but it's like, holy shit I'm almost 30 and a female- it's probably too late!